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Wednesday May 2, 2007

- 5 CBC asks for the CityTV/CTV merger to be denied. Too late. The real CRTC culture-haters are back.

-20 More women attacked around SkyTrain stations. Says the SkyTrain flack: “Actually, it’s not in the station or on the train so get bent.”

+ 5 SFU scient-ologists have created a computer programme that determines where crime is. Mainly, it just lists SkyTrain stations where Translink cops are scarce.

-10 The Fraser Health Authority is looking at staff cuts. In other news, BC MLAs are due for a 29% pay raise.

-10 It turns out those black, stretchy pants that all the Robson Street girls wear is going to make the LuLulemon guy worth $200,000,000. Take that, secret used-clothing place where you buy stuff for $2/pound.

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