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Wednesday April 11, 2007

- 5 Poco mayor Scott Young is released after a weekend in jail for assaulting an ex-girlfriend. His lawyer tells press, “He’s a person of prior good character who’s given about 16 prior years of his life to the community he lives in. I think he’s entitled to some credit,” said Peck. Maybe we’re beating a dead horse to point out that little assault charge back in 2002. Better than beating women, though.

+ 5 Our home stupidly-named pizza chain, Panagopoulos, launches an assault on the turf of Ontario’s stupidly-named pizza chain, Pizza Pizza. May the least greasy win. That‘d be Pizza Pizza.

+ 1 Mayor Sullivan and the Canucks owner plead for fans not to riot like they did in 1994. Sure, we say, as long as they don’t try to wrap a cheesy campaign around it. “It’s called, ‘Be A Champion’,” the Mayor says.

Today + 1 This Year +17