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Wednesday September 10, 2008

-10 The Olympics belong to everyone! Unless you don’t have a a VISA card. Ticket buyers will also be required to buy packages ‘designed much like cable television bundles’, which, in the same way that cable channels force viewers to pay for worthless channels, will force fans to purchase tickets to that ski-and-shoot things event.

- 1 The three wine producing provinces, BC, Manitoba, and Ontario, crack down on selling wine to each others citizens. If only they would crack down on selling BC wine to us.

- 1 A study suggests that Canadian ISPs support Canadian content on TV. Because we need more TV shows set in non-descript cities about cops who are vampires or people having Toronto-style sex

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