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Wednesday May 21, 2008

- 1 It turns out that not Tasers, but the stress of being jolted with a Taser, is the true killer. So now Tasers don’t kill people, and people don’t kill people, but but the people the people are Tasering are killing themselves, through no fault of their own. It’s an important distinction.

- 1 Americans continue to visit B.C. less and less, despite an increasing number of B.C. residents dressing like complete and total douche bags.

±0 The Canadian military has agreed to help secure the 2010 Olympics, committing planes, tanks, ships and thousands of soldiers to protecting the streets of Vancouver, and the athletes of the world. In completely unrelated news, here’s a great place to find some pretty interesting and graphic free porn.

- 3 Turns out those latex gloves dentists put on their hands before they put their hands in your mouth in order to protect you from germs are really filthy. Like, bugs and “unidentified black matter” filthy. In completely unrelated news, here’s a great place to find some pretty interesting and graphic free porn.

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