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Credit Check: Hot Dogs

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Tuesday May 20, 2008

- 1 Ahh yes, the first camping weekend of the summer and the first camping murder of the summer. The RCMP stink and all but this is going a little bit way too far, kids.

- 1 Yes indeed; the fresh air, the mountains, the BBQ, the catching a stray bullet or two, the shitting in a bush.

- 1 Then you come back to town and catch up on the local shootings (this one took one in the head!), feeling refreshed.

±0 Then you petition the Skytrain to beef up security as follow-up to when you got your little cel phone stolen by children. Does anyone else smell more burning flesh?

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