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Credit Check: Cuttin' Muffins

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Wednesday March 26, 2008

- 1 Billions of cars around suburban Vancouver have been keyed to all shit deeming each and every one completely un-drivable. Canada has been destroyed.

±0 The connection between Main and Hastings and Nelson and Granville has never been clearer. Auto mechano-shitters live. Did The Province just put ‘pushing’ in that headline? Hot damn.

±0 The Parks Board will decide today whether or not they’re going to give Stanley Park’s hollow tree a hysterectomy. All she cares is that she still wants to feel sexy.

- 1 ‘The Canada Revenue Agency made my daughter love beer and cock’, says one hugely annoying BC mum. Run!

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