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Credit Check: Out That Back Door

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Wednesday March 12, 2008

- 2 Breaking news: Early morning Coquitlam homicide, oh the drudgery…

- 2 Oh shit dudes, it’s a seriously bad sign when the superbug downs a yoga/life coach/mom – they’re supposed to have a whole pile of hit points. Time to pack up the SUV and move to Clearwater, FL.

+1 There’s a new spin on a wonderful old drug that’s helping local panties drop called foxy methoxy and it sounds fucking fantastic! Picture laughing your ass off while licking one that’s simultaneously being laughed off in the middle of a 14-hour 69. Bliss.

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