Credit Check: Lake and Bake

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Monday March 10, 2008

- 2 Another weekend murder... Weekend murders have almost become the standard in Vancouver. Weekend murders are going to replace doing laundry.

- 1 It’s a risky election move, but Sam Sullivan has decided to tax you more and McDonalds less. Again, a risky election move.

±0 Folks are trying to change the name of the Straight of Georgia to the Salish Sea because Still Raping The Natives Lake was taken.

±0 Crack out your meter sticks, it’s the annual homeless count! Last year was funny because Shaky Dale didn’t want to be counted and it took like three guys to hold him down. It’s a great community event.

Today: - 3 This Year: - 101