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Thursday March 6, 2008

- 2 As it turns out, them Langley kids who blew their hands off weren’t making a juicy batch of crystal meth at all. They were just making some crappy bombs or something. What a relief!

- 1 The… heh, workers that dug that big old Canada Line hole ended up getting tossed the very same day it was completed. Foolish foreigners and their wacky work ethic… Thanks for pitching in though, hasta luego.

±0 Wonderfully useless things are happening, everyone; BC Place is getting a brand new roof! And all for the hordes of sweating asexuals with weird looking thighs that are coming over to run/jump/cry/fail.

Today: - 3 This Year: - 94