Credit Check: The Prince of Tides

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Friday February 8, 2008

- 1 According to some folks, 2010 won’t just be some crappy junk with the athletes and whatnot, what they’re really talking a lot about is how all the world’s greatest prostitutes are coming. Yes… All the greats, even old what’s-her-name.

- 1 So… There’s this lady who was convicted of murder who’s going to raise her baby daughter in prison. Wow, they get their own prison condo! Also, that kid is going to end up gayer than Christmas.

±0 Old JFK certainly was an original player, but would his illegitimate son be living in Vancouver? Probably not, and if he did he’d be ruined by the slack lifestyle and essentially useless to assist in any outlandish American conspiracy to say, make Britney Spears kill herself on live TV or something.

Today: - 2 This Year: - 53