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Monday January 28, 2008

- 2 A local teenager died after getting shivved in a park on Saturday night. What ever happened to kids just sitting around and huffing whippets? Kids, stop shivving each other and starting huffing more whippets please.

- 1 In efforts to keep their students from shivving each other or huffing whippets, some schools have taken to shipping them off to Bangkok and getting them so incredibly wasted.

+1 They’re talking about refitting the BC place dome with a new hat, because it tore once already and really, who in their right mind would wear the same hat for 20 years? It’s just grim.

- 1 The RCMP are officially apologizing to any Polish folks that they mistakenly rough up until the next international incident happens.

- 2 A troubling new poll shows that an estimated 66% of Canadians couldn’t name Vancouver as the host of the 2010 Olympics. VANOC, however, remains upbeat, believing that Canadians were unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and that our education, such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and our education over here in Canada, should help South Africa and Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.

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