Credit Check: Filled With Permanent Horny Rage

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Friday January 18, 2008

- 1 According to a recent BC Human Rights Tribunal, mans still have to pay for their hoops. Even if the ladies still don’t have to pay for their jugs and bush.

±0 The Vancouver police don’t have the cash to send all their les mauvais hommes back to Ontario, so they’re planning – wait for it – a car wash! Yaaaaaaayyyyaay! They try so hard, give ‘em a cookie.

- 1 The city is planning to demolish the Cecil and erect a 23-storey condo, removing all hope of pacifying Granville Street’s permanent horny rage.

- 1 The holiday news slump lives. Mind you, isn’t it always the holidays over at the Province?

Today: - 3 This Year: - 17