Credit Check: Joey Sandwiches

By only

Friday December 14, 2007

+2 Somehow the Vancouver police made a notably notable drug bust and even ganked themselves one of them top dai dai lo fellas, and thus chopped off the head of their snake also, so they’re saying.

+1 AND they got to high-five and chug cokes over hearing that Pinky lost her brothel. Unless any of those cops were customers… That’s probably why they chopped off the head of their snake.

+1 One of BC Ferries’ big, hot new ferries was in town and… of course it had to be covered in Olympic crap. How could it not?

±0 Kangaroo is becoming a popular beef-alternative in Vancouver due to its environmentally friendly-ness. Dibs on the pouch!

±0 Vancouver Island is officially Free crack pipes!

±0 Despite the surging dollar, fewer Canadians are planning on visiting America than last year. Sure, the shopping down there may be really good, but the second anybody finds out you’re from Canada you have to deal with the whole “Oh yeah, you guys the ones with that shit-head Steve Harper running the show.”

Today: + 4 This Year: - 158