Credit Check: The True Religion

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Thursday December 6, 2007

+2 Conservative MP James Moore has vehemently denied viewing images of a ‘scantily clad woman’ on his laptop in the House of Commons, promising that he never clicks any links labeled NSFHOC.

- 3 Canada’s Paralympic athletes will not experience the same ‘money for medals’ incentive that regular Olympians will receive, because Lord knows they don’t need it.

±0 VANOC are looking for 25,000 volunteers for the 2010 Olympics. Their ideal volunteer will be flexible, committed and numb to guilt.

+1 Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney gave a detailed speech yesterday regarding his Mormon faith, assuring the American people that unlike the rest of them, he chose the right religion.

- 2 A Santa in Australia has been fired for saying “Ho, Ho, Ho,” instead of “Ha, Ha, Ha,” and singing “Jingle Bells” instead of “Making Plans for Nigel”.

Today: - 2 This Year: - 162