Credit Check: Sex For the Children

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Thursday November 29, 2007

- 2 That evil friggin private health clinic is officially not breaking the law for charging rich folks four grand to party at their disco.

- 1 Stay the hell out of downtown because the ICBC lawsuits are getting so crazy that it’s all out war. You might be out shopping for some new underwear one day, and all of a sudden you’re in a jury.

- 1 While most adults seem to be pretty ashamed of the new 2010 mascots, kids are going nuts for them. Great. Kids go nuts for talking trains and fake-cheese sandwiches too.

+3 Polish prosecutors have decided to launch their own inquiry into Robert Dziekanski’s death. Here’s to hoping they aren’t planning on traveling to Canada in that submarine with screen windows they invented.

+2 BC taxi drivers want protective barriers installed in their cabs to separate them from their passengers so both parties can fart peacefully.

±0 A high-class Chilean hooker has offered to donate 27 hours of sex to a charity for children with disabilities. While this truly selfless act was initially met with enthusiasm, everyone calmed down a bit and decided that kids simply should not be fucking hookers.

Today: + 1 This Year: - 148