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Credit Check: And The Thunder Rolls

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Thursday November 8, 2007

- 7 Two poppy donation boxes were stolen at the Nanaimo Legion the other day, and some of the veterans are horny.

+5 Amidst all the Oink closing and teenager suing the Canada recording industry is doing OK.

+4 Statistics prove that it’s baby making time!

- 2 Pat Robertson – the buck-nutty Christian who thinks that 9/11 happened because of the gays and the blacks – has officially endorsed Rudy Giuliani – the cross dressing, wife divorcing, gay tolerating, abortion supporting infidel – for President... And nobody gives a fuck.

- 3 Australia’s toy of the year is roofies.

- 1 If the news that Garth Brooks has overtaken Elvis to become the best selling solo artist of all time makes you really sad, then really, get some perspective.

Today: - 4 This Year: - 70