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Thursday October 25, 2007

- 10 A Kurdish child finds out that the Turks and Iraqis (who have both, in one way or another, acted out a genocide against the Kurds) will work together to attack Kurdish rebels. This is basically the Western equivalent of a B.C. child finding out that this year’s Pumpkin crop is the worst it’s been in 15 years.

- 2 Dyslexic headline of the day: Man in Wheelchair Robs Skateboarders

+5 Islamic fascists and terrorists won a decisive victory in their war against the freedoms of the world yesterday when American Gangster, an unreleased feature film starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, leaked to internet more than a week before its expected theatrical debut.

- 1 “Jessica Simpson has signed up to co-host The View for two days while the annoying republican one is out giving birth. When asked what her greatest fears about being on the show were, Simpson answered “Getting robbed by by that Rastafarian.”

Today: - 8 This Year: - 44