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Monday October 22, 2007

+9 In an attempt to look like a real police force, the VPD recently cracked down on low-level street dealers with great success. But they aren’t fooling anyone. Everyone knows those badges are just foil-covered chocolates.

- 1 “Tango had a short little life, but she was full of life.” She was full of the Bubonic Plague, too.

- 2 What does a Surrey girl do when she wakes up in the morning? Kick open the car door and runs ‘cause that shit is stolen.

+20 Christmas sure came early for the old-wizard-loving fetish community.

- 9 What’s worse than coming back from a tour of duty in Iraq to find your 11 month old daughter rotting in your attic? Finding out your wife put her there.

- 6 Get to know your stricter, nearly-reformed copyright laws.

- 3 The building that the plane crashed into in Richmond has been rendered uninhabitable, much like Richmond itself.

- 8 Even though the IAEA has repeatedly stated that Iran’s nuclear intentions are strictly peaceful, and Bush himself has downgraded their threat to the pursuit of knowledge rather than weapons, Cheney keeps coming strong with the serious consequences chit-chat.

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