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Monday October 15, 2007

- 4 The VPD killed a man with a taser at the airport the other day. “Shit! I thought I told you guys to set tasers to stun, not heart attack! (CORRECTION: It was the RCMP… dammit)

+15 The three month strike has finally come to an end!

- 7 The city of Vancouver has actually conjured up a really unique and effective way to combat the mini-depression occurring around the Canada Line construction: A website!

- 3 Albertans – the citizens of the richest province in BC – are also the least happy. Excellent. Thank God the guy who used to be in charge of a bunch of you guys you guys is now in charge of the entire country. (CORRECTION: !!!!!)

- 4 Who should have really won the Nobel Peace Prize? Why, obviously General Petraeus

- 1 Here’s some free advice: If you ever plan on being a successful prostitute, don’t advertise the fact that you’ve had four crack induced heart attacks.

Today: - 4 This Year: - 67