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Thursday October 11, 2007

- 2 Somebody please explain how TransLink can even think about considering a fare raise when they’re posting $386 million surpluses... Oh, right. Those guys really took a bath on that last Jody Foster movie. Hey TransLink, get a clue. Nobody wants to see movies that star women anymore. They are NOT profitable. Stop making BC residents suffer because you guys can’t make sound business ventures.

- 5 More elderly beat-downs are being handed out in Surrey. There must be something just SO satisfying about kicking the pants out of a few old dudes nice and early in the morning. The sun is just beginning to peek out over the horizon, the air moist with morning haze and dewy grass, the birds chirping, welcoming the hope and promise that every new day brings, Paula Abdul singing about “winds of change” on the iPod, and a few gentle rights and lefts to the soft, doughy gut of an 80-year-old… Simply divine.

+7 Rumours of the upcoming Nobel Prize being awarded to Al Gore have fueled other rumours that Al may make a run for President in ’08. While Gore has never outright quashed these rumours, you’ve gotta imagine he’s smarter than that. The man has already won an Oscar, and now possibly this Nobel Prize thing. He’s not going pull some Cuba Goodin Jr. bullshit and go and make some dumb What Dreams May Come while he’s at the top of his game, because Gore gets it. America is a SINKING SHIP. Only a fool would give up what he has to become the captain of that thing.

- 1 Turns out that when Giuliani hasn’t got his hands full name-dropping 9/11, he keeps busy by hilariously misquoting Hillary. Yes, the difference between the words “disruptive,” “destructive” and “disastrous” is an extremely subtle one, but there’s a difference nonetheless.

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