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Monday October 1, 2007

+15 In a special Vancouver appearance Saturday night, Al Gore gave Gordon Campbell’s environmental plan a big green thumbs up! Campbell proceeded to pull down his pants and sit on Gore’s hairy green thumb, chugging Cuervo while he spun around shouting “My other car runs on pussaaaaay!”

- 5 As Bush scrambles to find justification for the all but definite war with Iran, Saturday Night Live comes out with their funniest skit since Roy Rules.

+10 Ever wonder what a million music geeks around the world sploojing on their MacBooks in unison looks like?

- 1 Pamela Anerson is set to marry the guy who fucked Paris Hilton in that sex video. Isn’t she weirded out by how much his dang curves? Honestly, the thing looks like this: (

Today: +19 This Year: - 36