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Friday September 28, 2007

+5 HMV Canada is offering full refunds to anyone who buys the new Bruce Springsteen album and doesn’t absolutely love it. Well, duh. That’s like saying “Hey, full refund if you don’t love winning a million dollars.” He’s called the Boss for a reason.

- 7 Looks like animatronic-dinosaurs are the new monorail.

- 1 The Feds just discovered that steroids are being sold on MySpace, which means they won’t find out about all the rad PCP being sold on Facebook ‘til next November!

- 5 US Senators are losing their pants after a report exposing the Canadian border as easily penetrable. So… who cares? Put a wall up or something.

Today: - 8 This Year: - 55