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Thursday September 27, 2007

+9 Steve Harper is expected to announce a $9-10 billion dollar surplus today. Oh snap, Canada should totally buy Facebook. That would be the best investment EVER!

- 15 Now this is just really exciting. These days, the cool thing to do in Afghanistan is run around shouting Death to Canada! It’s basically the new “Durka durka.”

- 1 The head of the Catholic church in Mozambique has accused European-made condoms of being infected with AIDS in order to kill the African people… Sure, pal. That accusation might be just a bit easier to swallow if you weren’t a Catholic.

+2 A Malaysian man’s penis has been surgically reattached after his wife chopped it off with a kitchen knife. The woman is being charged with “voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon,” or as it’s known over here, “Bobbitting.”

Today: - 5 This Year: - 47