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Wednesday September 12, 2007

- 3 A new report shows that one in ten Canadian children grow up poor, and one in five grow up to be horses.

- 5 An article in the National Post discusses the potential benefits of global warming on Vancouver’s economy. Somewhat like the benefits of Workers Compensation, sure you can’t walk but at least your wallet is lined.

- 3 Prime Minister Stephen “Mind Freak” Harper threatened to make the Canadian Senate vanish. Canadians have been captivated since the government committed thousands of troops to the fight in Afghanistan and almost every day one vanishes. How does he do it?

- 2 Running out of reasonable ideas to help those that have slipped through society’s safety net Toronto citizens have turned to lighting their homeless on fire.

- 2 Republican presidential hopeful Fred Thompson publicly states that Osama bin Laden should get the due process of law, realizes that not even the most liberal hippies have any interest in seeing such a thing happen, and later goes on to define “due process” as “ought to be caught and killed.”

- 5 Hey, remember when that video of Ted Nugent yelling how he wanted to sodomize Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama with the end of a shotgun had the internet going nuts? Well, some publication out of Waco, Texas gave the man a podium, and let him write an op-ed explaining how his racist/sexist beliefs are merely his way of letting freedom reign.

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