- 6 I Want To Look Like A Cheerleader Again. Who doesn’t?
+5 The future is not tomorrow, it’s now. A flying saucer-like vehicle that can hover 10ft above ground will be available for purchase in a few months.
-2 In an effort to push the next generation away from the frivolity of the arts and hopefully towards the ever important trades sector, Toys ‘R’ Us have recalled 27,000 art kits to subdue those hippie leanings.
- 2 British artists will now receive royalties every time their song is featured in user-made YouTube videos. Sir Elton should be seeing a healthy flow of cash for all the 9/11 montages with ‘Candle in the Wind’ softly playing beneath the disaster.
+5 A new study finds that most homeless people are mentally ill which challenges the commonly held belief that they are just lazy and don’t want to work.
+2 Apple may be involved in a new Volkswagen development. Nothing wrong with that.
- 1 “Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary,” [The Nuge] continued. “You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.” Nugent summed up his eloquent speech by screaming freedom! [via Notes]
- 1 Ashton Kutcher believes that being told that ‘you look like a hot football player' is the highest complement because before dating Demi Moore, he only dated 12 year olds.
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