Credit Check

By only

Tuesday August 21, 2007

+2 The strike could be worse. Dead bodies piling up kind of makes complaining about garbage a little pathetic.

- 6 The three way going down in Ottawa has brought some to fear the creation of some kind of a North American super country akin to Europe... Imagine how frustrating it must have been for Europe to read that.

- 1 The CBC goes with the chain-tossing-crazy-guy Man Shot By Police Was Mentally Ill headline while the Province runs the unnecessary-force-cop-implicating Police Kill Cuddly Artist front page.

+7 Michael Vick to plead guilty to murdering and drowning dogs, facing up to five years in jail. It takes a truly heartless man to drown a dog. For no reason… Unless the dog wouldn’t let him tap that. Then the bitch was probably asking for it.

+2 Leona Helmsley dies at 87... You know a lady must have been super mean when the word “cutthroat” is used within the first four words of her obituary.

- 3 MC Rove won’t even dignify Fox News with an honest answer. Seriously you gotta see this thing to believe it. Rove is shitting out of his mouth like you expect to see in a fetish movie.

+1 Paramount will no longer release films in Sony’s Blu-ray format, meaning that summer hits like Transformers and Shrek the Third will only be available to half of the idiots who would ever want to own either of those movies.

+5 In stoner news: Oreo takes the word “cake” in the direction of words “nap,” “friend,” “hip” and “scene,” and invents soft snack treat, the Cakester.

Today: +7 This Year: +196