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Thursday August 16, 2007

- 5 If debit card fraud is this retardedly easy, Interac should be banned. They’ve literally invented the least secure thing since Afghanistan.

+2 As if out of some “what happened to the Surrey kid after he lost his virginity?” joke, an eight year old Surrey kid ODs on Heroin.

- 8 ICBC is making a killing on Olympic themed license plates, having already sold 45,000 of the 2010 themed tags. Yes, it’s all so… exciting.

+4 The US wants Canada to offer asylum to Chinese Gitmo prisoners because a) they would be persecuted back home, b) to cover-up a terribly PR problem, c) they are innocent, d) All of the above.

- 6 The US decides to call Iran’s Revolutionary Guard – the largest branch of the Iranian military – a terrorist organization, further fueling rumours that the US shaves it’s balls.

- 4 As the death toll of the deadliest suicide bombing in the history of the Iraq war rises to 500, President Bush leads 40 of his staff members on a three-mile run in 100-degree weather at his Crawford ranch.

+9 Two German scientists are claiming to have broken the speed of light, a feat previously thought to be impossible… It’s probably bullshit.

Today: - 8 This Year: +181