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Monday August 13, 2007

+8 The Canadian Bar Association is urging PM Harper to not be such a heartless fuck and help the Canadian boy in Gitmo.

- 10 When it rains on east Hastings, it pours garbage.

+3 The source code for Facebook was leaked onto the internet over the weekend and has put nerds around the globe into a frenzy.

- 5 According to a new study, being tubby is directly linked to missing school which is directly linked to becoming a junkie which is bullshit. Who ever heard of a fat junkie?

- 5 Globe & Mail: Blackberry users are fiercely loyal, and not as likely to be out-cooled by some hipster in the perfect hoodie. So you’re trying to say that the Blackberry is a shitty sweater your Grandma got you from Mark’s & Spencer? Nice metaphor. Dear journalists, no one believes you are street savvy. Stop trying to sound like it.

- 7 Not to beat everyone over the head with this story but here’s an update on how Shaw Cable hates fags. Click here to bitch at the CRTC about the homophobes.

+1 US Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, addresses the question of whether he’s black enough to get the black vote. If they decide that he is not, the sword will remain in the stone until a man or woman who is truly black enough can remove it.

- 2 Tony Wilson, founder of Manchester’s Factory Records and The Haçienda nightclub, passed away on Friday. Most will remember him as that guy that Steve Coogan was supposed to be playing in 24 Hour Party People.

+10 Experts from around the world are meeting in Montreal this week to figure out how to save the world’s fresh water supply from the growing problem of blue-green algae, the “black death of the water” (you read it here first).

Today: - 7 This Year: +199