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Tuesday August 7, 2007

- 6 Residents of the 12th and Cambie area may be rendered sleepless while Canada line construction begins to rage around the clock, even though neighborhood by-laws prohibit construction at night. The 24 hour noise is expected to continue until at least the end of the week. Honestly, what good is a by-law if it can’t stop the government from building a subway in your back yard. Those 12th and Cambie residents should totally file a complaint.

+2 The first ten minutes of Night of the Living Dead happened over the weekend in Surrey.

+8 French President Nicolas Sarkozy accidentally flashes his vagina while exiting a limo.

- 20 Old people appear to be flocking to Facebook in record numbers, prompting many to wonder if 30 might in fact be the new 20.

+ 5 Rudy Giuliani’s daughter shows Obama some love on Facebook, officially making Giuliani the lamest dad ever.

- 1 Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama used to be pretty chummy, but now they don’t even talk to each other. Word on the Hill is that Hillary set the less than congenial tone, which is hard to believe since she’s a WASP.

Today: - 12 This Year: +208