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Friday July 20, 2007

- 4 Business minds in the Slocan Valley put their thinking caps on and decided that it would be more appealing to market the area as a ring-tone-free zone than a “cell phone accessible zone”.

- 3 A yearly wage that millions of people could only dream of can buy a one-night stay at a hotel in Vegas.

- 2 A recent study that may or may not be completely sexist found that smart women make better wives.

- 8 Bush won’t send troops to Darfur. Why would he? Nothing happening over there. Just a lot of dirt, right?

+5 With the knowledge that two main characters of the Harry Potter series will be killed in the final book released tomorrow, the UK kids helpline braces itself.

- 3 A Taliban fighter and 23 Korean Christians walk in to a bar. Then the Taliban kidnaps all of them.

Today: - 15 This Year: +193