To the country music world, this is old news. Like two years old. But since we don’t have a single clue what happens in that world, this is brand new to us. Trace Adkins (who?) came out with a country-disco-rap track that’s all about chicks in booty shorts and him pourin’ up in da club. Since this is two years old, it’s either a) dead by now, or b) the only form of country music that exists anymore. Either way, good to see you guys are doin’ it up.