Breaking: Chad Kroeger Can Put His Own Peen in His Mouth

By Chuck Ansbacher

Monday March 10, 2008

Possibly taking the endless taunts of “Go fuck yourself!” a bit too seriously, Chad Kroeger has just revealed that he once achieved the Holy Grail of all manliness by ably sucking his own dick. And if that doesn’t scream “Manly!” loud enough for you, it was apparently all done for a case of beer.

Full (but not nearly enough) story here.