Only Magazine Extends Brand, Introduces New Porn Site

By only

Thursday February 14, 2008

We at Only Magazine have decided to extend our brand in the hopes of appealing to a more mature and adult audience. That’s why, just in time for St. Valentine’s Day, we are very proud to present OnlyAms, our new amateur porno website. It’s not just someone using our logo either. We really did start a porno site, so don’t send us any mail asking if we really did this or not. In fact, we’ve been considering this venture for some time now for a multitude of reasons. To begin with, it makes money. The sad fact is that amateur girls taking their clothes off in a tasteful manner generates an enormous amount of revenue. This extra cash will help to keep us in the lifestyle that we’ve come accustomed to, which is living all together in a building in downtown Vancouver amongst a plethora of large, flat-screen televisions. Secondly, being part of Only Magazine affords us a certain amount of local celebrity status, and we’re constantly inundated with requests for sexual favors and often receive amateur porn in the mail from our fans. Now we finally have something to do with it all! Lastly, hell it’s just so fun. Who doesn’t like to look at naked people in the privacy of their own home? All models are at least 18. Have fun! Sincerely, your friends at Only Magazine.