Only is meeting Conrad Black tomorrow in London, England. Seriously, the convicted non-Canadian is giving autographs tomorrow in a London bookshop, flogging his new Nixon book. Trouble is, he can’t leave his Florida palace before he is sentenced for SEC shenanigans on Friday, so he’ll be doing it via Margaret Atwood’s invention, the longpen. We’re sending a delegate to pester Mr. Black, and we’ll have just a minute to ask him a question. What should we ask? Leave your suggestion in the comments below and we’ll ask him the best one. No joke.