– If you can think of a better thing to do at a strip club than eat a clubhouse sandwich, then you have a different definition of “better” than we do.
– Did anybody out there take our advice and go as the Swirly Face Pedophile for Halloween?
– We just couldn’t resist taking the piss out of The Vancouver View. The term “shooting fish in a barrel” may seem applicable, but fuck it. Fish in barrels deserve to get shot.
– In case you didn’t hear the news, vampires suck, and we can never resist a good pun.