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Chuck Ansbacher


By David Look

Sunday June 1, 2008

The staff of Only Magazine sadly regret to inform you that we have no idea as to the whereabouts of Chuck Ansbacher, our beloved Editor. Things went weird once we arrived in Palm Springs in April. He mostly kept to himself, taking up residence in the room adjacent to the pool. When we did see him, he was always wearing a white Speedo and Captain’s hat while carrying a plastic owl that we stole from Frank Sinatra’s house around the corner. At least he left us this photo to masturbate to, but it’s not enough. If anyone has any information as to his whereabouts, please contact us.