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perhaps you'd like to see my cling-film?

By David Look

Wednesday May 3, 2006

Ok, so there’s this guy who lives in Germany. His name is Ulrich Haarbürste and he has a pet terrapin named Jetta. He writes stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. They’re awesome. He also welcomes submissions from other people who have written Roy Orbison in cling-film stories. You should send him yours.