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Cute Overload

By Chuck Ansbacher

Saturday April 22, 2006

I really just wish that I could have unlimited amounts of pets, and they could all be good friends. I love squirrels, and I really love it when they’re best friends with puppies, and I think animals should all get along. And now after looking at this website a lot, I’m pretty sure I want to become a vegetarian. How can you eat animals? Look how cute they are! I hear that bacon is the hardest thing to give up when you quit eating meat, and so I wish this website had a larger pigs section, because then I think I would be able to give up bacon pretty easily… If only I could mate with a donkey.