Green Barf

By David Look

Friday March 17, 2006

Happy Patties Day! As the Only Calendar guy I’d like to make a few suggestions for hot fun in the city since the weekend is upon us.

Go straight to the bar after work tonight, then go see Onieda at Pat’s. It will be loud, you will be drunk, it will be perfect.

After feeling lost and lonely from waking up in the alley behind Hastings Street, you’ll decide it’s time to do something nice. Get a date, and go see The Darling Family. You’ll probably get laid.

Relax, save some money, wait till Thursday, and go to the Fun Fun Boredom Party, it’s for a good cause. All we need is a cause.

Just don’t get arrested, but if you do, we want credit.