When Minnie wees, Mickey whistles. Scientists, apparently with little else to do, have discovered that male mice, when they smell female mouse urine, start singing romantic ballads in the hopes of attracting a mate. You would think there’d better times to chat someone up. “The songs are actually quite pretty, and no doubt some hop hip dudes will be sampling the tunes in the future. The Verminous S.M.A.L.L and Snoop Squeaky Squeak. Damn. This blogging shit is so open to abuse. I just abused you with crappy hip hop puns and myself by exposing how ignorant I am on hip hop. All at 11:30 in the morning and I’m still in bed. Here’s a slower version so you can catch the trilly flourishes.