5. Price of Pizza slice raises city-wide.
4. Ovaltine Cafe sold?
3. Terasen cut my house off.
2. More murders.
1. Wasp & Dog shit season begins.
Top 5 is a diary. It’s a short-list of favourite and favourite least favourite things. All put together by a jerk who generally has a trusted opinion(?), the Top 5’s intent is to stimulate the spirit of inquiry in its readers. It’s all good publicity.