NEW GAY PRODUCT!!!

By only

Thursday June 7, 2007

Here are some other slogans that Nivea should consider adopting for their new tanning product, which they apparently think has incredible market potential in the West End:

- “Finally, an acceptable shade of gay”

- “Shed the white guilt and your natural pigmentation”

- “Off-white is the new gay”

- “Boost your minority status. Three for three: drop the M”

- “Day 4: GBM”