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Credit Check: One way ticket to Zurich

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Monday August 17, 2009

-10 BC Liberals find that the best way to provide peace, order, and good government is to cut the daycare funding of DTES special needs kids.

+5 People who run a $14 bus ride to the airport find that competition sucks.

+1 Olympic protestors take Vancouver civil liberties complaints to Switzerland where they will promptly be taken to a Dignitas centre and humanely suffocated.

-1 Zombie Canwest still survives against all realistic suspension of belief.

Today: -5 This Year: +19