+69 U.S. Journalists return with Bill after a night of hot wax love making aboard a decommissioned version of Air Force One. Yesterday we reported the deal was 3 nights, but our knight in the shimmering gray hair was just too worn out from pleasuring those lovelies to follow through with the other scheduled evenings of passion. Only now are they officially free, and completely traumatized.
0 Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay resumes career as Japanese RedSox Player. Obviously his best act yet. (that was bad, we won’t score that one) Ok, here, don’t get all sore pal.
-69 Obama presses N Korea on weapons. God, shut-up already. Face it Obama, Bill is getting all the attention, and the pussy. You lost, GET OVER IT.
Today: +69 This Year: Yes, it has that too.