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Credit Check: Burn it to the ground

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Monday July 27, 2009

0 Europe doesn’t want our busted baby seals no more So clubbing baby animals is inhumane, but single-handedly keeping David Hasselhoff’s career afloat is still kosher?

+5 Toronto’s garbage strike is almost over. But don’t panic, the city still smells like a rotting pile of shit.

+2 Should Vision Vancouver have a provincial counterpart? I don’t really know if this is a good or bad thing, but hot damn have you seen Gregor Robertson in bike shorts?

-5 Former Liberian president Charles Taylor denies eating human flesh … without a glass of Chianti and some fava beans.

+20 The robot killing machines have arrived. Skynet can’t be worse than 16 and Pregnant, so just accept your fate as a lesser species and let the T2 finger you if it wants.

Today: +22 This Year: I’m not doing math today