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Credit Check: What's the answer, Whistler?

By only

Tuesday June 30, 2009

+15 Someone must apply for this: Whistler Olympic party zone producer Shhh. Play it cool. Say you will spend the $17.8-million! on videos and family shit.

-1 People are shitting themselves over Evergreen Line construction, fearing it will be like the Cambie Street cut & cover. The Evergreen Line goes goes through a mountain.

0 Facebook perma-defriender out on bail. Plans to use Vancouver Sun classifieds for future threats so no one will notice.

-10 Media freaks out because Jonas Brothers fans had to wait thirty minutes. Also, they had trouble parking.

Today: +4 This Year: +9