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Credit Check: Lasers attack

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Monday June 15, 2009

-1 CBC seems shocked that a grow-op was found in an upscale home.

-10 Family of guy who skied out-of-bounds and died sues search-and-rescue society for not finding guy who skied out-of-bound. Society then suspends operations and is able to rescue nobody.

-5 Mysterious lasers attacking our aviation.

-5 Premiers and governors collude to ship Canadian energy and resources south, wholesale.

Today: -21 This Year: -34