Credit Check: Cruller cruller world

By only

Thursday May 28, 2009

-1 In today’s paid-for-by-the-doughnut-lobby-poll disguised as news:
People like doughnuts.

-10 A Nazi boat has anchored off Jericho beach! Or something.

-5 A man died from an accident while driving in the rain with worn tires and no seat belt. CBC says it was texting on his phone that done it.

+5 The TSX is introducing a Sharia-compliant index – no tobacco, pork, alcohol, financial services, or entertainment. Sounds like the week before payday.

Today: -11 This Year: +43