The Moment You Seriously Use The Term 'Personal Brand' You Grow AIDS

By Cameron Reed

Friday September 12, 2008

And now no one will hug you. I hope you’re happy. Did it make you feel smart? Was it worth never again being able to feel the embrace of a loved one because they’re worried they might contract it too? I don’t know what’s worse: That you thought reciting Self-Help literature that reduces people to commodities wouldn’t make you sound like a D-bag or that your family and friends are that miseducated about AIDS.