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By Cameron Reed

Wednesday September 3, 2008

“Who Else Wants to STOP Getting Their Hopes Up And Putting Their Faith In FAILING Mega-Expensive Gender Selection Procedures And Kits That Don’t Even Work…?”

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to abort a baby girl fetus because I wasn’t able to will for a boy hard enough. Girls can’t work the fields, they can’t hunt, and I have to pay a dowry to get them out of my house. Thanks to I can will millions of boys out of my wife’s uterus. Because that’s what it’s for.